Swat Demotivational Poster
FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE
50 POINTS - On the fat kid with the "purple" hair!
RESIDENT EVIL 5 - Now in L.A.R.P.
GINGERS - Thats right round them up, and lock them up!! Somebody get a rope!!
SWAT TEAMS - Ain't what they used to be
TRUE DAT, TRUE DAT - What a valid, and well reasoned point. NOW GET A JOB YOU SMELLY HIPPIE!!
NINJA - You're doing it "WRONG"!
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING - I told you "THE MAN!" was cracking DOWN on it! I told you! But you wouldn't listen, would you!
RIOTERS - Where the hell did they go? Dispatch said there was a large group of them over-here
ANY MINUTE NOW -
S.W.A.T. - Busting another cathouse.
A KNIFE - Who would bring one of them to a NET-FIGHT!!
TREE HUGGING - Next time get some plywood, and get a ROOM!...Hippie!
HUMAN CHAIN - "SPARTAN-KICKS" that will disperse them. On the count of three! 1, 2, 3, "THIS IS SPARTA!!"
THEY SEE ME ROLLING - They waiting
WTF? - Is zat cop holding a SILVER PHAZER GUN? Well Rock-n-Roll! Put that puppy on full-auto lets see what it can do!
BREATH MINTS - I'm going to need them up here like STAT!
AWESOMENESS - I'm going to go get a biscuit, so I can SOP-UP some of the "AWESOMENESS" coming of this tool!!
BLUE SARAN-WRAP - Its "IMPACT RESISTANT"? I'm adding it to my ZOMBIE SURVIVAL KIT!
BRAIN BUCKETS (HELMETS) - Lets throw it on, and get to work BOSS. Those hippies aint gonna stomp "THEMSELVES" now are they.
BUTTERFACE - It's now a Class A Felony. GET HER DAWG!!
PROTESTING - Well, This is a lil' bit AWKWARD! Can anyone say AWWK-WAAAARD!!
SWAT - Go ahead, run and hide. They'll huff and they'll puff and, They'll blow your shit down.
SORRY KIDS - The riots been cancelled, something about its a "SCHOOL-NIGHT".
THE RUBBER-GUN SQUAD - Now we have RIFELS!! We've gone TACTICAL, we have our own S.W.A.T.eam!!
ONE RANGER, ONE RIOT! - SCREW ZAT! I'm gonna calling in sick!
PAYBACK'S A MOTHER! - So baby-girl if you ever want to slap the "CUFFS" on me and manhandle me or go get a Cappacino....
FREE TIBET - Is what has got her all fired-up! Not because she wants to see spoiled white punks getting beat by the police.
WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE - Girl-on-Girl Action. Tight jeans, no bras and uniforms.
BARE KNUCKLE - Looks like it's going to be, another one of those days Well someone's gotta MAINTAIN order AROUND HERE!
Bravery vs Stupidity -
ACME PEST CONTROL -
MOTIFAKE TUNNELS - We all hate them! And for crying out loud, someones finaly going to do something about it!!
RESDIENT EVIL 5 (LARP) - Relax it's okay, I'm black, the cops black. the presidents black! What we can't have fun make a joke?
BRAZIL'S OLYMPIC CLEAN-UP - DAY SHIFT, of course they're smiling! They get to clock-out before the sun goes, down and the SNIPERS come out.
FASHION POLICE - Caught this Rhapscallion wearing "WHITE" after "LABOR-DAY". 4 walls is 3 too many.
GREAT JUST GREAT - The days is just beginning, and it's off to a wondeful start already isn't it.
PEEK-A-BOO - FULL-CONTACT, No Holds Barred!! This SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY, at the CITY FAIR-GROUNDS!!
JACK BE NIMBLE - jack be quick! Jack's going to club some rioters with his big JACK-STICK
FOLLOW ME! "LEAD THE WAY!" - It aint fancy and all like "Prepare for GLORY" or "Tonite we dine in HELL!" But it'll do the trick and its catchy.
SNAP YOU'RE FINGERS!! - It keeps the ninjas away! Keep snapping them! Don't stop. See they're starting to feather out already!
BUTT-LOAD OF GANGS - This one gang kept wanting me to join, because I'm pretty good with a "BO-STAFF".
YOU ARE ON FIRE, "MY FREIND" - No! really there's a lot of smoke coming out of yer assault-pack Cheif! Might want to have zat checked out bro!
NO OIL-CAN! NO BERRY TWISTERS! - Ironically, You just gave them some new IDEAS.
HONEST ABE - Yo Mr. PRESIDENT, Nice Shades "PIMPING" What are those OAKLEYS? RAYBANS? BOLLE?
TAMIKA JACKSON - She don't back-down from "Nobody" Ya-hear? "NO-BODY!!"
FIND A SEAT.... - and SIT DOWN!! Say it to 3 people today, spread the luv
BIG 'UNZ! - You in the "RED", you have them! Yes you do!
ONE OF THESE COPS... - Is not like the others, One of these cops is doing his own thang! Seth if your not in the proper uniform ....
SASHA OBAMA - She can't go anywhere or do anything, until she inspects her Personal Security Team.
SWAT Training -
Its not a good party, until the cops show up! -